Monthly Archives: May 2014

Top Ten

And now for the top ten.
New in at number ten it’s ‘seal—around my shower tray
At nine, down from last week’s number seven, it’s ‘curtain rail is down, deeper and down
Unchanged at eight is ‘the doors‘ with the double A-side ‘scraping on the carpet‘ backed by ‘can’t latch, won’t latch
Another climber is this weeks number seven ‘toilet won’t flush
Falling two places to number six is ‘dripping tap‘ by the ‘new washers
Another new entry at five is ‘self-assembly furniture
Still at number four is ‘hang that heavy mirror
>Music plays<
Now for this week top three:
Straight in at number three we’ve got ‘sundry painting and decorating
While climbing three places to this week number two is ‘boarding the loft
Finally, at number one for the fourth week running it is the old favourite ‘fix my wobbly toilet seat’